A lady I work with has this hanging up in her cube... I just love it. There really is so much truth there. :)
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Thursday, May 7, 2009
NEW DIET INFO EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW
A lady I work with has this hanging up in her cube... I just love it. There really is so much truth there. :)
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Theater Hopping: The New Thing
Okay, so last night I got a text from my lovely cousin Ally inviting me to a movie with the Estrogen Club today: Bride Wars at Provo Towne Centre at 12:45. I wasn't really planning on going but my mother talked me into it and we met up at the theater. By the time we got there, it was just after 12:30 and we got in line to get some treats. We are walking to our theater talking and mom says, Oh, here it is, and points to the title above the entrace showing Bride Wars. We walk in at 12:49 and the movie has already started. Not the credits, it's actually showing the movie. We are looking in the audience for the girls and don't see them. I text Ally ' Where are you?'. She texts back, come in on the left side. We had entered on the right side. So after 5 minutes of looking on the right side, we walk out and around of the little theater to the left side.
After atleast 5 more minutes of looking while the movie is playing, we decide to just sit down because we just can't see them. 10-15 minutes later, my mom turns to me and says, "It feels like this movie is ending, do you think we're in the right theater??" I had kind of been asking myself the same question, but knew for sure that it was the right movie. So I grab the tickets and walk outside to check the theater number. So we were totally in the wrong theater. We had gone to the 11:30 am instead of the 12:45. I was laughing so hard when I walked back in that I was crying and I could hardly breathe. We eventually found the right theater, where the girls were sitting and got to enjoy the rest of the movie, a good portion toward the end that we had already seen. :) Needless to say, we came up with a quite logical explanation for this new method of 'theater hopping'. It's just like reading the last page of a book. We just wanted to make sure that we liked the ending of the show before we paid to watch the whole thing. :)
After atleast 5 more minutes of looking while the movie is playing, we decide to just sit down because we just can't see them. 10-15 minutes later, my mom turns to me and says, "It feels like this movie is ending, do you think we're in the right theater??" I had kind of been asking myself the same question, but knew for sure that it was the right movie. So I grab the tickets and walk outside to check the theater number. So we were totally in the wrong theater. We had gone to the 11:30 am instead of the 12:45. I was laughing so hard when I walked back in that I was crying and I could hardly breathe. We eventually found the right theater, where the girls were sitting and got to enjoy the rest of the movie, a good portion toward the end that we had already seen. :) Needless to say, we came up with a quite logical explanation for this new method of 'theater hopping'. It's just like reading the last page of a book. We just wanted to make sure that we liked the ending of the show before we paid to watch the whole thing. :)
Friday, January 9, 2009
Ashley needs...
I keep looking at this on one of my friends blogs (my lovely friend and roommate Ta'Mera Masson). You go to Google search and type in your name + needs (ie Ashley needs) then type in the top 10 things that come up. I had to do Rodd as well, I just couldn't help myself. :)
Ashley needs...
1. Ashley needs to keep wearing stuff like this. (...The more skin she shows, the better she looks.) I just HAD to put the next sentence... HAHA!! :S
2. Ashley needs to splash the cash to win Newcastle fans back.
3. Ashley needs prayer.
4. Ashley needs to learn the rules.
5. Ashley needs a home that is well-structured and able to provide the special assistance she needs.
6. ASHLEY NEEDS A NAP
7. Ashley needs formula ASAP
8. Ashley needs more support.
9. ashley needs this.
10. Ashley Needs phone numbers again her phone got stolen.
Rodd needs...
1. RODD needs a new wardrobe.
2. Rodd needs just 11 more treys.
3. Rodd needs money
4. rodd needs adjustment
5. RODD needs to launch few rockets and we out!
6. Rodd needs not to always be afraid, sooner or later, there will be a triumph over difficulties!
7. Rodd needs to sit his horse Bohemian Dancer back last and tag Consular or Smart and Mighty into the race from the 600, then get it to the outside in the straight.
8. Rodd needs to get going on that song.
9. Rodd needs any icing on the cake this spring.
10. Rodd needs people like you to defend him.
Well, I admit this was very entertaining. It will be interesting to see what Rodd has to say when he sees it??? :)
Ashley needs...
1. Ashley needs to keep wearing stuff like this. (...The more skin she shows, the better she looks.) I just HAD to put the next sentence... HAHA!! :S
2. Ashley needs to splash the cash to win Newcastle fans back.
3. Ashley needs prayer.
4. Ashley needs to learn the rules.
5. Ashley needs a home that is well-structured and able to provide the special assistance she needs.
6. ASHLEY NEEDS A NAP
7. Ashley needs formula ASAP
8. Ashley needs more support.
9. ashley needs this.
10. Ashley Needs phone numbers again her phone got stolen.
Rodd needs...
1. RODD needs a new wardrobe.
2. Rodd needs just 11 more treys.
3. Rodd needs money
4. rodd needs adjustment
5. RODD needs to launch few rockets and we out!
6. Rodd needs not to always be afraid, sooner or later, there will be a triumph over difficulties!
7. Rodd needs to sit his horse Bohemian Dancer back last and tag Consular or Smart and Mighty into the race from the 600, then get it to the outside in the straight.
8. Rodd needs to get going on that song.
9. Rodd needs any icing on the cake this spring.
10. Rodd needs people like you to defend him.
Well, I admit this was very entertaining. It will be interesting to see what Rodd has to say when he sees it??? :)
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